Monday, February 15, 2010

MONDAY: Happy Presidents Day.

Senator Evan Bayh announced today that he will not seek reelection in November, as his desire to serve in Congress "has waned." This comes as a surprise to his Democratic colleagues who have also quit but have no intention of leaving their offices.

In Olympic news, host country Canada defeated Slovakia 18-0 in women's hockey over the weekend. The blow-out victory marks the most brash act of bravado by a group of Canadians since the Barenaked Ladies asked for extra creamer at a Dunkin' Donuts in Toledo six years ago.

On Friday, Kim Kardashian appeared on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon to promote her new perfume, and said the word "literally," like, a MILLION times.