The New Orleans Saints won the Super Bowl on Sunday, defeating the Indianapolis Colts 31-17 and officially taking Michael Brown, George W. Bush and FEMA off the hook. When asked for comment at home in Venezuela, Hurricane Katrina commented via e-mail:
I'm really happy for the city of New Orleans. I know that we had a tempestuous past but today it was clear that the actions of a handful of professional athletes, means that I should no longer be responsible for any pain or suffering in anyone's lives. Also, how about The Who?! Damn, they still rock.
President Obama held a gathering to watch the game at the White House, inviting over members of Congress and his Cabinet. The food for the game was apparently going to be a remarkable feast, although pool reports indicate that Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) came by to ensure that none of it would get out of the kitchen.
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