THURSDAY: Summit like it hot.

President Obama and White House officials kick off a bipartisan health care reform summit this morning at Blair House, designed to clarify the issues and come to a strong compromise on how to move forward on a bill. Democrats have high hopes for the event, which is the clearest indicator that it will be an abysmal failure.

Conan O'Brien has started a Twitter account, although the online company may default on it if everyone stops looking at Jay Leno's Friendster page.

And in football news, the NFL has decided it will not formally punish Oakland Raiders head coach, Tom Cable, following an investigation into allegations of domestic violence and a fight with an assistant. Commissioner Roger Goodell ruled that coaching the Raiders was punishment enough.