Friday, June 4, 2010

FRIDAY: There is an eye in oil.

As efforts continue in the Gulf of Mexico to clean up the BP oil spill gushing thousands of gallons of crude into the water every day, experts are now bracing for the additional complication of hurricane season. When a storm hits the region it could whip all of the oil up and spit it miles onto the coast in what is known as a "Texas Tornado" or "Chocolate Rain." Environmentalists continue to try and clean as much of the Gulf wildlife as possible although many of the animals have turned down their services, hoping to keep the oil and head to Beverly Hills to engage in a series of hijinks and misunderstandings. Experts assume that the fish will not last very long out of water.

The Los Angeles Lakers defeated the Boston Celtics last night in Game 1 of the NBA Finals. The 102-89 victory was spurred on by an enthusiastic LA crowd, which included fans, the cast of the upcoming film "Grown Ups" and a court-side animatronic Jack Nicholson.

Two men were subdued by Secret Service officers yesterday, when they refused to get out of the way of the president's motorcade, returning to the White House after a school event for one of his daughters. The two men later said that all they wanted to do was cross the street and were under the impression that obstruction was the only way to get anything done in Washington.

Until Monday, continue to be.

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