The Chicago Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup last night, defeating the Philadelphia Flyers 4-3 in overtime of game 6. Philadelphia fans followed up the loss by continuing to wallow in their existences. UPDATE: Philadelphia is on fire. LATEST UPDATE: Philadelphia fans are pissed off about the fire and have resorted to throwing batteries at it and blaming Donovon McNabb.
With the Gulf oil spill containment effort still faltering and thousands of claims to be paid out to residents and workers effected by the disaster, BP's market value continued to crash and is now being valued at less than their assets. The company is considering shifting its business model away from energy, though, to possibly become the world's largest supplier of lubricated birds.
Just off a primary win in California's Republican senate primary, Carly Fiorina was caught on a live microphone criticizing Sen. Barbara Boxer's (D-CA) haircut, calling it, "So yesterday!" Fiorina's stylist has defended the candidate's comments, saying that what's very "in" today is looking like a 13 year-old boy and talking shit to anyone who will listen.
TUESDAY: Happy Valentine's Day.
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