FRIDAY: The is Heat is 'Bron.

LeBron James announced last night that he will play for the Miami Heat next season, along with NBA all-stars Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh. The trio will be joined by nine of the luckiest minimum wage players in the history of the NBA. King James announced his decision during an hour-long special on ESPN appropriately dubbed, "The Decision," the proceeds of which went to benefit the Boys and Girls Clubs of America. All of the kids in attendance learned close-up that if you work hard and dedicate yourself to your sport, some day you can use your image to sell Vitamin Water.

A new poll from Democracy Corps says that 55% of all Americans believe that Barack Obama is a socialist. The same study also found that 60% of Americans believe that Dancing With The Stars is a news show.

Lindsay Lohan's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, has resigned from her client, and although no formal reason has been announced it is suspected that she had irreconcilable differences with the actress. Lohan claims she will be fine on her own, citing irreconcilable differences with reality.

The United States has traded 10 deported Russian spies for 4 American spies, in a complicated procedure in Vienna, Austria. The Russians reportedly are thrilled with the outcome, noting the favorable 2.5:1 exchange rate.

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