Tuesday, July 13, 2010

TUESDAY: Never say die.

New York Yankees Owner George Steinbrenner has died from a heart attack at age 80. The Yankees are expected to try to acquire the best heart and brain possible on the market to reanimate him before the trade deadline expires.

Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert was fined $100,000 for his comments about LeBron James, following the superstar's departure from his team. Rev. Jesse Jackson claimed that Gilbert is treating James like a "runaway slave," although Michele Bachmann (R-MN) doesn't see any problem with the comments whatsoever.

David Ortiz won the MLB Homerun Derby last night. Many fans described the event as, "a lot like batting practice."