White House Communications Director Dan Pfeiffer announced today that President Obama will deliver a major speech on jobs next Wednesday, the same night as the a Republican presidential debate. Naturally, the first question to the GOP candidates will have to be, "How's that dick taste?"
The Justice Department filed suit today to block a merger between AT&T and T-Mobile, saying it would raise prices for consumers. AT&T says they hope the deal still passes, but dropped connections happen.
New data from the Centers for Disease Control reports that half of Americans over the age of 2 consume sugary drinks every single day. The other half is jus trying to find room in between cake bites.
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