Monday, March 5, 2012

MONDAY: Points for attack.

Attorney General Eric Holder will lay out the legal framework for the Obama administration's practice of targeted killing, in a speech later today. Experts expect him to cite such cases as You Know vs. You Want It and All The Haters vs. Can Go Fuck Themselves.

Rush Limbaugh has lost at least seven advertisers since calling birth control advocate Sandra Fluke a "slut" last week, and on his show today claimed that his apology over the weekend was "heartfelt." Limbaugh has announced that for just three new sponsors he is willing to issue an "enthusiastic" apology and for five we get "passionate."