Friday, April 27, 2012

FRIDAY: Tilling the healed.

The White House caved to conservatives and farmers this week when it dropped a push to impose new regulations preventing children from performing tasks deemed too dangerous. They said that while a child very well might lose a hand in a grain thresher, the damage at the polls could be irreparable.

Vice President Joe Biden told the audience at a fundraising breakfast this morning that they all looked "dull as hell." Biden would later learn that he had been sent to speak to a hallway of paintings.

A new survey says that 6A is the best seat on an airplane, although there might be a couple of attractive laps that disagree.

Have a great weekend, because weekends were made for greatness.

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