Tuesday, April 17, 2012

MONDAY: Getting to the bottoms of it.

President Obama said on Sunday that an investigation into allegations that 11 members of the Secret Service hired prostitutes in Columbia, will be "thorough" and "rigorous." In fact, scores of volunteers from the agency have offered to go back down there to see exactly what happened.

Dick Cheney says that Mitt Romney will do a "whale of a job," clearly predicting that the candidate will wash up, dry out and crush anyone that tries to shove him back where he came from.